"what ever happened to tasteful taunts?" is the question sex move asked during the week of preparation before the pirate game. Turns out, the most tasteless taunts will always win, and the pirates found out that making silly sex jokes is not enough to beat bloody SODOMY to the tune of "Carmina Burana". The actual game was a little closer than anticipated, that is until you take a deeper look at the scorecard. I'm pretty sure the pirates let up after a huge 8 - 0 first inning.
Friday, June 27, 2008
Sunday, June 15, 2008
Posted by Kevin at 2:41 PM
Monday, June 9, 2008
Well we started the season with some blood: all over my leg and a large sized maxipad. The sex move won the first taunt of the season and then found itself down 8-0 in the first inning. A couple of fielding errors later it was 25-0, but really it could of went either way ;)
Posted by Kevin at 9:55 AM
Friday, May 23, 2008
This squad will find a way to penetrate the holes in your defense.
Co captian and head of enthusiasm/magic. Ruby has history in the WKL and has once said "which one is right field?" Her style of play and creativity for taunting is blue-ribbon winning.
Co captian and head of magic/strategery. I almost got a double play in the WKL last year and I assure you that i will at least have 2-3 beers during each game. Oh yeah i started this blog as well.
A rookie to the WKL, Barry's competitive edge is driven by years of study in metallurgy, horology, and amature gynocology (with a special focus on the cervicle area) that will surely help out on the field.
another WKL rookie, Boston Globes' kickball skill goes back to grade school, which might have been the last time she played.
Dick SpankerIf you have ever taken a pitch by Dick you would have felt it.
Hillside QuickieQuickie brings speed, cat-like reflexes, and refined legs to the kickball table and knows how to use them.
Recruted for his overall size and girth, the turtle should blow up in your faces.
Pearl NecklacePearl also has history in the WKL and will definately make it past second base. I dare you to challege her to a boat race.
Pink SockNot much is known about pink sock, except for the relation between a hillside quickie?
Porn CookiesWhen surfing the world wide web (which i have 67% complete) these little things are always buried inside your browser. When playing kickball, cookies will surely bury herself deep inside your fanny's.
Red ZepprinOur ace in the hole, red can plunge a ball in your throat and reach home plate before you can say, "earnings before interest, taxes, depreciation, and amortization".
Saddle bags brings years of dancing and kickballing to the field along with sitting on horses?
When sparkle isn't spending time crashing bachelorette parties or styling hair, he is toning his arm for high speed throws to first base.
Third LegFormer captain and I hear his leg is force to be reckoned with. Dare to find out?
Woody SporkerI'm pretty sure he summited Everest last summer and plans on K-2 this summer after WKL.
Posted by Kevin at 8:59 AM