And Let's not forget

Dance Team 2008

Our Moves Thus far

This squad will find a way to penetrate the holes in your defense.


Ruby Starfruit

Co captian and head of enthusiasm/magic. Ruby has history in the WKL and has once said "which one is right field?" Her style of play and creativity for taunting is blue-ribbon winning.

Half Chub

Co captian and head of magic/strategery. I almost got a double play in the WKL last year and I assure you that i will at least have 2-3 beers during each game. Oh yeah i started this blog as well.

Barry McCaulkiner

A rookie to the WKL, Barry's competitive edge is driven by years of study in metallurgy, horology, and amature gynocology (with a special focus on the cervicle area) that will surely help out on the field.

Boston Globes
another WKL rookie, Boston Globes' kickball skill goes back to grade school, which might have been the last time she played.

Dick Spanker

If you have ever taken a pitch by Dick you would have felt it.

Hillside Quickie

Quickie brings speed, cat-like reflexes, and refined legs to the kickball table and knows how to use them.

One-eyed Turtle

Recruted for his overall size and girth, the turtle should blow up in your faces.

Pearl Necklace

Pearl also has history in the WKL and will definately make it past second base. I dare you to challege her to a boat race.

Pink Sock

Not much is known about pink sock, except for the relation between a hillside quickie?

Porn Cookies

When surfing the world wide web (which i have 67% complete) these little things are always buried inside your browser. When playing kickball, cookies will surely bury herself deep inside your fanny's.

Red Zepprin

Our ace in the hole, red can plunge a ball in your throat and reach home plate before you can say, "earnings before interest, taxes, depreciation, and amortization".

Saddle Bags

Saddle bags brings years of dancing and kickballing to the field along with sitting on horses?

Sparkle Kid

When sparkle isn't spending time crashing bachelorette parties or styling hair, he is toning his arm for high speed throws to first base.

Third Leg

Former captain and I hear his leg is force to be reckoned with. Dare to find out?

Woody Sporker

I'm pretty sure he summited Everest last summer and plans on K-2 this summer after WKL.