Friday, June 27, 2008

Pirates 12 Sex Move! 3

"what ever happened to tasteful taunts?" is the question sex move asked during the week of preparation before the pirate game. Turns out, the most tasteless taunts will always win, and the pirates found out that making silly sex jokes is not enough to beat bloody SODOMY to the tune of "Carmina Burana". The actual game was a little closer than anticipated, that is until you take a deeper look at the scorecard. I'm pretty sure the pirates let up after a huge 8 - 0 first inning.

Sunday, June 15, 2008

Ball Deep 9 Sex Move! 8

Thursday, June 12th, the clouds spread, revealing the sun for the first time in weeks, and U-Dist Playfield witnessed Sex Move!, like around bases and stuff.


The evening began with Sex Move bringing yet another brilliant skit for our competitors.

Taunting started off offensively, well for those of us with aural and visual sensitivity, as The Nuge inspired Dick Spanker to ball Pearl Necklace deep. Thankfully, a choir of angels descended from the heavens to disrupt the assault. Re-inventing Tenacious D's words of wisdom liltingly acappella, chorusters Sparkle Kid, Boston Globes, Half Chubb, and Ruby Starfruit lulled the crowd into a state of sweet arousal. The Move! informed its opponents that sometimes you don't have to ball her deep, sometimes that's just not right to do. Ball Deep made another dick joke
and
won????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(worst official mistake since the Soviets were "inadvertently" given extra time in '72 Olympic hoops).
The move, seemingly unbothered by their victimization by WKL authorities, took the battle to the field. The sexiest team in the WKL burgeoned instantly from zero run record holders to bristling athletes, winning 8 points and leading Ball Deep for 4 2/3s innings. In the bottom of fifth, Sex Move! needed one more out to taste the sweetness of victory when the Nuge kicked a Ball Deep into right field for a 2 run, walk off homer.

Cheers to DM and Awesometown!!!1! for an afterparty filled with karaoki and dancing to raise Sex Move!'s spirits in preparation for battle Pirates.

Monday, June 9, 2008

Beyond Thunderdome 25 Sex Move! 0

Well we started the season with some blood: all over my leg and a large sized maxipad. The sex move won the first taunt of the season and then found itself down 8-0 in the first inning. A couple of fielding errors later it was 25-0, but really it could of went either way ;)

Signing off,
Yours